By Rachel Didsbury

Well, it’s that time of the year again! Warm fires as the snow falls outside, while drinking hot chocolate and listening to your favorite Christmas music. With all these warm, fuzzy things to fill your December break, what else could you possibly want (besides the iPad and iPhone you’ve been asking for)? I know! How about some cheesy holiday-themed jokes to tell your friends and family? Since I know you all couldn’t get enough of those super fun Thanksgiving Day jokes, I decided to enlighten you all with some more super fun holiday jokes!

Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?

He left his sled in a Snow Parking zone!

What is Santa’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut Butter and Jolly!

How do fish celebrate Christmas?

They hang reefs on the door!

How do you decorate a canoe for Christmas?

With oar-naments!

Why was the squirrel mad at Santa?

Because he got nut-in for Christmas!

How did Santa do at the comedy club?

He sleigh-ed everyone!

What Christmas carol do dogs like to sing?

Deck the Howls!

What do witches sing on Christmas?

Jinx-le bells!

Why do sharks love Santa so much?

Because he’s a jawly good fellow!

What’s an Ig?

An igloo without a toilet!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

Which of the reindeer has the worst manners?

RUDE-olph!

Alright, I’ll stop there. Sorry that I got a little too excited about all these wonderfully witty holiday jokes! In case you loved these as much as I did and want to check out some more, if you go ahead search for “cheesy holiday jokes” onto your favorite search engine, I’m sure there will be no shortage of resources. I hope you have a great time bugging your family and friends with these jokes and have a wonderful holiday!