
Something has to be done about Star Wars in 3D. First off, it’s totally out of order. The original Star Wars, for those who don’t know (or read roman numerals, [really George Lucas, you made these movies in the 20th century]), was episode four. The title was A New Hope, signifying the hope promised by the Skywalkers in the fight against the Empire. But unfortunately, the new 3D version of The Phantom Menace promises to bring no such hope. In going out of George Lucas’-sanctioned order, the filmmakers have ruined the long established, confusing chronology. A true fan won’t give this film the time of day until episode four is released (again.)
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